AUDIO ADDICTION

Audio Addiction

I must admit I've got this audio addiction

It's a serious affliction it's a life support system

I'd do most anything for the spiritual nutrition

That I find when I am lost inside my compact disk collection

I walk into work with my Walkman hair

A little disheveled and recessed from ear to ear

Might look a little funny but I do not care

With my soundtrack in my head I've got nothing to fear

I've gotta say I woke up blue but now I'm feeling born anew

Suspended in the phrases of a didgeridoo

Finding that song was like falling in love

I floated off the ground and I kissed the sky above

I am a slave To the audio wave

You scammers and you pushers and you street preachers

You snake oil salesmen and similar creatures

Keep in mind you might as well consider me dead

I'm in a world apart with these phones on my head

My audio addiction sends me on a mission

My Walkman and I we're going CD fishing

We're hanging out a lot around these record stores

Hey hey there Mister Virgin have you got a little more of that AH AH AH AH AH...

 

Inside the Internet

I used to have these friends

That one day up and went

Inside the internet...

And when I miss these friends

I just do a search for them

Inside the internet...

And now I see them through my looking glass

Floating like ghosts in their Ethernet

Their voices are memories

Their emails like letters from across the seas

I think about the times we actually shared

But now my Friendsters, they've got me scared

'Cause I might not even know if they'd died

Their web sites would still be hanging up inside

Inside the internet...

 

My Wife Had A Dream

My wife had a dream

That I had a clone

And while I was away

The clone would keep her company

Upon my scheduled returns

The clone was programmed to go away

It went on like this for years

And we all lived happily...

But then one day came sad news

I'd had a fatal car crash...

Upon my scheduled return

The clone was programmed to go away

Upon my scheduled return

The clone was programmed to go away

But she didn't want it to

She didn't want it to...

The Butterfly and the Entomologist

Out on the road I met a butterfly

She had a fantastic wingspan, almost two feet wide

She'd recently been injured and she could not fly

So she asked me if she could bum a ride

In the old shell of her chrysalis she carried her things

She tossed it in the back and stretched her beautiful wings

She sat there next to me with her front legs on the dashboard

Those wings folded behind her and her little head cocked forward

She told me her story, a price was on her head

This bastard entomologist pursued her live or dead

He'd vowed to hunt her down as there was a large reward

He'd captured her and drugged her and nailed her to a board

Her escape was narrow, she'd torn through her own wing

She saw my look of horror and she started to sing

"I'm going to a no man's land Because men and violence are intertwined"

Well, I see, I said.

But not all men are violent

I'm not a violent man myself

She laughed and said try not to get too attached to me

'Cause soon I will be well and I will fly away from thee

One night when we had stopped into a diner for a meal

She laughed and laughed about the plastic flowers on the tables

I started seeing through her eyes the passing desert scenery

She watched the birds and tumbleweeds

With fondness and with envy

We came across some sad road kill, a beautiful coyote

She sighed her butterfly sigh and once again sang softly:

"I'm going to a no man's land Because men and violence are intertwined"

Next morning as I came out of a Texaco station,

I saw she wasn't at the car, and I figured she had run

Then I heard her high squeal and I heard his low laughter

"You'll never out run me" he said, "you are the girl I'm after."

I chased down the sound to the side of the station,

She was cornered between the wall and a soda machine

I moved as if by instinct, I did it without thought

I clipped him and I kicked him

And I grabbed him 'round the throat

I pinned him to the wall and his eyes were bulging wide

I said if there's a next time I will see YOU crucified

With this I released him and he crumpled to the ground

The butterfly was gone again when I turned around

But then her little song drew our attention to the sky

Though with a certain lack of grace she had begun to fly

That was the last I saw of her, she never said goodbye

She just flapped off and disappeared

While singing with a sigh

"I'm going to a no man's land Because men and violence are intertwined"

 

In Barcelonely

In Barcelonely

Reality is hitting me

I'll never sleep again without you

But that's okay

I'll go to a movie

And dream the roles we'd have played

And then I'll go to the ocean

And sit upon a giant stone

And watch the waves come crashing in

 

all lyrics by Thomas Truax, copyright 2005

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